Jenkem, a name synonymous with skateboarding’s raw, unfiltered perspective, recently marked its 10th anniversary. To celebrate, they tasked their intern with reviewing some of their most memorable pieces. This isn’t your typical “best of” list; it’s a dive into the good, the bad, and the downright hilarious moments that have defined Jenkem over the past decade, seen through the fresh eyes of someone who wasn’t even skating when some of these articles were published.
The Genius and the Goof: Highlights from Jenkem’s Past
Introducing Jenkem Sauce: A Culinary Conspiracy
The intern admits he fell hook, line, and sinker for the “Jenkem Sauce” prank. The elaborate hoax, complete with a convincing commercial, official-looking packaging, and even a “press release,” led him to believe that Jenkem had actually collaborated with Popeyes on a special sauce. This perfectly executed prank exemplifies Jenkem’s ability to blend skateboarding culture with absurdist humor. It’s a testament to their creative approach and the lengths they’ll go to for a good laugh.
Video Essay: A History of the VX1000
Jenkem, known for their unconventional style, showed they can also deliver informative and well-researched content. Their video essay, “A History of the VX1000,” stands out as one of their most in-depth pieces. The essay, narrated by Alex Coles, delves into the significance of the iconic camera in skateboarding history. It showcases Jenkem’s versatility, proving they can seamlessly transition from satire to serious analysis, all while maintaining their unique voice. However, the intern notes that Jenkem’s follow-up video essay on the Benihana trick was a miss, a stark contrast to the VX’s success.
An Interview with Wallenberg: Talking to the Stairs
A low angle shot of the Wallenberg four stair set
The interview with Wallenberg, the infamous skate spot, is a prime example of Jenkem’s willingness to embrace absurdity. The intern describes it as “the equivalent of when the annoying kid tells a ‘joke’ and then explains to everyone who isn’t laughing why it was one of the greatest jokes ever told.” This piece is a comedic take on skateboarding history and culture, highlighting their ability to turn even the most mundane into something entertaining. While some may find it cringe-worthy, it’s undeniably Jenkem, pushing the boundaries of what’s expected in skateboarding journalism.
Stoned Reviews: Alien Workshop’s Bunker Down
Jenkem’s “Stoned Reviews” piece on Alien Workshop’s “Bunker Down” is a stark contrast to their usual comedic fare. The intern describes it as “just bullying,” with no attempts at humor. This brutally honest critique is remembered for its harsh words. It showcases a different side of Jenkem, willing to speak their minds even if it means being controversial. The piece, while perhaps not their finest moment, highlights their commitment to expressing their true opinions, regardless of the consequences.
Mike Carroll on the Future of Crailtap
This interview with Mike Carroll, which crashed the site upon release, remains unread by the intern. His refusal to engage with what is considered a popular article is another example of Jenkem’s offbeat approach. Instead, he uses the platform to advocate for Carl Aikens to turn pro, proving the site’s willingness to go against the grain. This section, including the editor’s note, demonstrates Jenkem’s ability to adapt and react to the ever-changing skateboarding landscape.
THE RISE OF INDEPENDENT BOARD COMPANIES AND WHY IT’S IMPORTANT TO US
A booth showcasing independent skateboard brands
The intern uses this piece as an opportunity to fangirl, recognizing Jenkem’s consistent high-quality content that delves into skateboarding culture and industry. The piece from 2013 accurately forecasted the popularity of brands like Polar, Magenta, and Palace, years before they became mainstream. This highlights Jenkem’s insightful approach, going beyond basic interviews and parts to analyze the industry’s underworkings. The intern also humorously speculates that the author might not be a real person, a playful jab at the site’s often-unconventional style.
Alex Olson is Starting his Own Company
Alex Olson doing a trick
Jenkem’s past isn’t without its missteps. The intern admits that their prediction about Alex Olson’s company, 917, was a mixed bag. While 917 had a strong start, the team eventually fragmented. This piece exemplifies that even with insightful analysis, accurate predictions are never guaranteed. Jenkem’s honesty in admitting these blunders reinforces their authenticity.
AN INTERVIEW WITH SKATEBOARDING’S GAYEST PHOTOGRAPHER
Sam McGuire taking photos
This interview with Sam McGuire, along with a previous interview with Hillary Thompson, is acknowledged as an important step in LGBTQIA+ representation in skateboarding. The intern highlights that these early pieces helped pave the way for more acceptance and inclusivity in the community. It emphasizes Jenkem’s role in addressing social issues within skateboarding. The article showcases how much the landscape has changed, and how Jenkem has been part of that positive change.
Hanging Out With Mark Suciu
The intern describes Mark Suciu as “everything that your parents wish you were” and then “everything that you hate.” Suciu is portrayed as a vanilla liberal arts student. The intern points out that this video confirms that Suciu is in fact what he seems to be, showing Jenkem’s ability to be both analytical and satirical. The piece is also a nod to Suciu’s artistic approach to skateboarding, highlighting that the sport is more than just tricks.
Skate & Destroy… The Yeezy 350
What began as a way to poke fun at hypebeasts became one of Jenkem’s most popular videos. The intern shares the video’s YouTube history, including it being taken down and then restored, showcasing Jenkem’s resilience. The piece ends on a humorous note, revealing their TikTok failure and adding a touch of self-deprecating humor.
Jenkem’s Legacy: Still Pushing Boundaries
Jenkem’s 10th anniversary review, as told by their intern, shows how they’ve consistently delivered insightful commentary, comedic sketches, and a raw perspective on skateboarding. Through their successes and their blunders, one thing remains clear: Jenkem continues to be a unique voice in skateboarding, unafraid to push boundaries and challenge the status quo. This look back proves that they’re not just reporting on skateboarding; they’re shaping its narrative, one unfiltered article at a time. Their blend of humor, insight, and willingness to be critical makes them a crucial voice in the skateboarding community.
