Halloween is upon us, and the age-old dilemma returns: commit to a creative costume or embrace the chaos and hope for the best? This year, we’re advocating for the former. Let’s face it, Halloween is simply better with a costume, just like Christmas needs Santa and Thanksgiving requires a turkey. So, ditch the last-minute, half-hearted attempts and dive into these easy, low-budget costume ideas that will have your skate crew laughing and your non-skate friends utterly confused.
Retro ’70s Skater
This is a fantastic choice for skaters of all skill levels. New to skating? Blame your lack of kickflip mastery on the era-appropriate banana board. OG skater? Relive the glory days and skip the pressure of popping your board. It’s the perfect blend of nostalgia and low-effort cool.
Required Gear:
- Blonde Wig
- ’70s Era Knee and Elbow Pads
- G&S Tee
- Banana Board
2003 Era Bam Margera
Step back into the wild world of Bam Margera in his prime. Embrace the chaotic energy – paint your kitchen blue, maybe don’t actually beat up your dad, but definitely channel the “I don’t care” attitude that MTV loved. This costume is all about unhinged fun and nostalgia for the early 2000s skate scene.
Required Gear:
- Maroon Button-Up Shirt
- Heartagram Beanie and Necklace
- Chinstrap Beard
Brandon Biebel – Miami Playboy
For one night, embody the extravagant Miami lifestyle of Brandon Biebel. While this costume won’t include a Gymshark sponsorship or a Costco membership, it will let you flaunt your (faux) tattoos and rock a confident persona. This is a costume for those who want to bring a touch of glamour to their Halloween.
Required Gear:
- Tattoo-Accurate Muscle Suit
- Goatee and Bald Cap
- BL1 Veneer Set
Andy MacDonald – The Vert Legend
Channel your inner vert legend with this Andy Macdonald-inspired costume. While you might be past your Olympic medal-winning days, you’re never too old to party in full pads. Remember to stretch beforehand! This costume is a tribute to the dedication and skill of a true skate icon.
Required Gear:
- 187 Knee and Elbow Pads
- Signature Yellow Helmet
- SoBe Life Tee
The Skatepark Lurker
Embrace the dark side of the skatepark with this character. If you’re going to bum cigarettes and blast your questionable music, at least look the part. Make sure to push mongo for the full effect. This costume pokes fun at a familiar figure in skate culture and allows for maximum comedic effect.
Required Gear:
- Burlap Scarf
- Leather Bracelet Set
- Joggers
- Bandana
- Bluetooth Speaker
Shane O’Neill – The Tech Wizard
Escape boring conversations with this Shane O’Neill costume. Simply excuse yourself to “update your Zigram OS.” And if that doesn’t work, pretend to malfunction around water and desperately ask for rice. This costume is a nod to Shane’s tech-forward persona.
Required Gear:
- Carbon Fiber-Titanium Alloy Shell
- Zigram-23 Operating System
The Overzealous Olympic Parent
Can you embody the inflated ego of a parent living vicariously through their child’s success? If so, this costume is for you. Max out on logos, bring a pen for imaginary deals, and make sure everyone knows your child’s in demand. This costume is a humorous take on the often-exaggerated world of competitive skateboarding.
Required Gear:
- USA Sweater
- Olympic Lanyard and Badge
- American Flag
- Binoculars
This Halloween, skip the generic store-bought costumes and embrace your love of skateboarding with these easy-to-create and hilarious ideas. Whether you’re reliving the past or poking fun at the present, these skate-inspired costumes are sure to be a hit. Have a great (and costumed) Halloween!
